Tuesday, December 13, 2011

New Map of New Jersey










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    Thursday, November 17, 2011

    KOALA TWINS SAVED

    KOAL-Ahhhhhh!!!
    It is not common for a Koala to bear twins and, regrettably in this instance,
    The Mum was struck and killed by a passing car.
    Fortunately, the driver stopped and took the mother to the local vet,
    Not knowing she was dead, where it was discovered she had twins in her pouch.
    First photo: Tiny koala being fed with syringe
    sooo tiny!
    Followed by a pictorial chronology of their growth










    Thanks for saving my life!

    It’s so nice to see a story that has a happy ending in these troubled times.
    Taking care of others is a great way to forget about our own problems and difficulties!

    Saturday, October 8, 2011

    funny pet pictures 1

    ALWAYS TRY TO HELP A FREIND IN NEED

    BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

    STUDY HARD

    GIVE LOTS OF KISSES

    Wednesday, August 3, 2011

    POLITICAL FLOW CHART

    The political flow chart 

     
    When top level guys look down, they see only shitheads;
    When bottom level guys look up, they see
    only assholes.
    Never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.




    Tuesday, July 12, 2011

    CIA Facts on BIN LADEN DEATH

     
    The True Facts about The killing of Osama Bin Laden:
    1)     Fugitive for 19 years. Hunted by Saudi Arabia , Interpol, Scotland Yard, Mossad, and the CIA.
     
     
     
    2)     CIA was looking for him for last 14 years.  Found him twice and lost him twice. 
         Cost $1.8 Billion
     
     
     
    3)       CIA had 4 directors over this time period, 1997- 2011.  All failed to capture Bin Laden.
     
     
    4)    Obama appoints Leon Panetta son of Italian immigrants as new CIA director April 28th, 2011 

     
    5)    Mr. Panetta calls in a few favors from friends in New York , New Jersey and Las Vegas on  April 29th 2011.
     

     
     
     
    6)    They plan a raid over some espresso and cannoli’s  April 30th, 2011.
         Decide to dress as Navy Seals.                 
     
     
    7) Bin Laden is killed (not captured or held for trial) and the body is dumped at sea May 1, 2011.  
        (also known as “swimming with the fishes” in Italian folklore)
      
     
    8)       Job done in less than 100 hours:  Reward $25,000,000 
     
     
     
     
     
    9)       Estimated savings of not having a trial  $200,000,000.
     
    10)   Shop Italian
    Taking care of business!!

    Tuesday, June 28, 2011

    YOU ARE BORN


    Just click on the sentence below, and then type in the year of your birth and watch!

     

    Saturday, May 14, 2011

    Tuesday, March 29, 2011

    FUNNY PET PICS 1


    AM I THE ONLY ONE PRESENT HERE?

    
    YOU HEARD OF EYES BEHIND YOUR HEAD?
    HOW ABOUT EYES BEHIND YOUR............................?
    
    I THINK I NEED MORE SPACE????????????

    
    A CUP A CHIHAUHUA LATTE BABY!!!!!!
    

    Sunday, March 6, 2011

    FIX EVERYTHING HERE


     

     I'm a man, I can fix that ......
     

     
                                                           Don't have a spoon?                                                   
    I can fix that!



    Seatbelt broken?
    I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)


    No bottle opener?
    I can fix that!
     

    Car stereo stolen?
    I can fix that!